lots of stuff.

kane52630: madejlesbian: “i made a kid cry we’re going to...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 21:28:16 +0200

madejlesbian:

“i made a kid cry we’re going to hell”

One of the rare times Eric Andre broke character

100usd: gahdamnpunk: They struggle cause they don’t wanna pay...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 15:10:01 +0200

gahdamnpunk:

They struggle cause they don’t wanna pay minimum wage, cause Mexican workers are literally paid $4 an hour

it’s almost as if the southwestern us economy is run off of immigrant and prison labor

taakoshell: fairygodrobot: the wildest part about this meme is...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 15:08:03 +0200

taakoshell:

fairygodrobot:

the wildest part about this meme is that the kid in blue is a young griffin mcelroy

he WHAT

starfleetrambo: In memory of J ⭐’s Diary

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 15:08:02 +0200

starfleetrambo:

In memory of J

⭐’s Diary

sevey6: tendous-satoris: Me: I love strategy/tactical RPGs! Me, playing such a video game: My...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 16:11:56 +0200

sevey6:

tendous-satoris:

Me: I love strategy/tactical RPGs!

Me, playing such a video game: My strategy is to be physically stronger than my enemy. My tactic is to hit them really really hard.

You A Fool: You’ve got to time your attacks, know when to dodge and use health items intetmittently.

Me, A Genius: keep attacking constantly… no breaks…no health… only win.

alak-cool: kittleimp: crime-she-typed: jenniferrpovey: remisstoreality: seagodofmagic: lmaodies...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 09:45:05 +0200

alak-cool:

kittleimp:

crime-she-typed:

jenniferrpovey:

remisstoreality:

seagodofmagic:

lmaodies:

gizkasparadise:

randomlyimagine:

werewolfau:

abbiehollowdays:

dynastylnoire:

lavendersucculents:

When you guys have visited potential apartments, what kind of questions did you ask besides the basics like what rent and utilities include?

Here are questions I didn’t ask but should have: what does the basement look like?

What measures are taken to secure the building ?

Are the walls thin?
Brief info of who lives in the building. Are they college kids? People that work through the day? Elderly? Is it a mix?
Where does the garbage go?

Can I pay rent bi-weekly?
What kind of fuses does the apartment use? (My fuse box is in the basement. If I blow a fuse I have to replace it myself. They screw until the box. All of which I didn’t know until it happend and I was sitting in the dark suddenly)

Who do I call for repairs? (If it’s a private rental)
Am I allowed to paint the walls?
Is there any additional storage?
Do you do regular pest control?

count the outlets, ask about recycling policies, ask if there’s a noise restriction (nothing loud after midnight, everything goes on the weekend, etc)

LAUNDRY FACILITIES
Definitely ask about security
Whether subletting is allowed (esp if you’re in college and might want to sublet for the summer)
If you have a car, whether there’s parking/how much it costs
What kind of heating/AC there is
Procedure/response time for any maintenance
How mail/packages are received/protected from theft (seriously people stealing your packages can be a huge problem)
What kind of verification of your salary will they want, and in what circumstances will they accept a guarantor instead?
Whether the apartment is furnished

Assuming you are in the middle of looking at/choosing between places:
When does the lease start? Are you going to give preference to people based on when they can move in?
Whether groups of a certain number of people get preference
Really anything about who they prioritize for applications, it can save you a lot of trouble in trying to apply to places you’ll never get into

not something for asking the realtors, necessarily, but important rights you should be aware of as a tenant:

when and for what reasons are your landlords allowed to enter your home? how much of a notice should they give you before entering?

can the landlord make modifications to your home or apartment without your approval? to what extent?

what are the options and conditions for breaking your lease early if there’s an emergency? (this is ESPECIALLY important for anyone moving to a new state/considerable distance where you are not able to visit the apartment/home before you rent – students get taken advantage of ALL THE TIME with this shit)

if your first or last month at the property is a partial stay (i.e. you move in on july 15th, and rent is typically due on the first) make sure you don’t pay the full first month’s rent before you know the area laws! in many states, you are only legally required to pay for the time you are occupying the property

is renter’s insurance necessary? many apartments want at least 30k coverage, which can run a couple hundred dollars extra per year

are the landlords/property management liable for crimes on the property? for example, if your car was broken into. if not GET RENTER’S INSURANCE

-ask if there’s any property upkeep you can do to get a bit off the rent (aka, can they take 100$ off the monthly rent if you maintain the lawns/garden, etc.)

-ask if there’s been any consistent/frequent trouble with electricity/internet connectivity/cable if you have it

-what KIND of electricity?

-what kind of heating (hot water/electric)

-how secure is the neighborhood (if you don’t know)

-ANY PLUMBING ISSUES? check ALL the fucking taps, the showers, EVERYTHING WITH WATER to make sure it all works right.

-ANY PLUMBING ISSUES? check ALL the fucking taps, the showers, EVERYTHING WITH WATER to make sure it all works right.

I CANNOT SECOND THIS ENOUGH.

ALSO

- who last lived here? why did they leave?

- Do they charge an “amenities fee” (Around here you can’t avoid them at all now, but some places you might still be able to)

- Do they have a policy on rent increases? (Also check if there’s a legal limit to rent increases in the area).

- Are utilities paid in a separate check or with the rent?

- Are utilities metered or pro-rated (in older buildings it’s common to be charged by square footage and/or number of occupants, which can leave you subsidizing the people who turn the a/c down to 60 in the summer or the heat up to 80 in the winter - you may not be able to avoid this but it’s worth trying).

- Are there any switched circuits in the apartment. Buildings built in the late sixties through the early eighties often have switched circuits. If they do, then with the number of devices used these days you will probably have to have something important on the switched circuit - tape the switch in the on position! (Trust me).

- What are the rules on hanging pictures?

- Who is responsible for paying for and replacing bulbs in permanent fixtures? If it’s you and there’s a fixture with weird/unusual bulbs (globe style, chandelier style, etc) ask where you can buy the bulbs.

- What are the rules about pets? Do they have breed specific restrictions on dogs? Size restrictions on fish tanks? (Believe it or not that’s not uncommon).

This will be so useful once my lease is up thanks tumblr ☺️🙏🏾

If you have roommates, even if they’re your friends, ask what happens if one person moves out. Who is responsible for their rent? What about security deposit, how much is it and what do you have to do to document existing damages before you move in?

- It’s boring as hell, but read the lease before you sign it! Ask questions and clarify anything you notice that seems weird or that you don’t understand. I had a landlord that required I get the carpets professionally steam cleaned (which I didn’t realize until we were moving out because I didn’t read the entire lease) and another that tried to keep part of my security deposit because I didn’t pay for professional cleaning, but we got the money back because it wasn’t part of their lease that we’d signed.

- Take pictures/make detailed notes about damages already present on move-in. Add additional sheets to what they give you if needed because chances are they’re going to be just as nitpicky when you move out to try and keep part of your security deposit.

- An addition to the hanging pictures - ask what they allow you to use (nails/screws or tape only) and whether they want you to repair the holes to keep part of your deposit. If you’re planning to wall mount your TV, ask specifically about using molly bolts because they’re going to leave a much larger hole than a picture nail.

tonystark5ever: shesellsseagulls: They are in the father/son...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 09:35:20 +0200

tonystark5ever:

shesellsseagulls:

They are in the father/son zone and it’s embarrassing that they still deny it.

love it!!

chainsmok3: teckmonky: be like Thor, be there to support your...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 09:34:39 +0200

chainsmok3:

teckmonky:

be like Thor, be there to support your loved ones,accept who they are and celebrate them

WHOLESOME

whisqrs: wtf is up with that normal looking kid in the middle....

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 09:34:12 +0200

whisqrs:

wtf is up with that normal looking kid in the middle. like 6 minutes into this episode of puss in boots and he’s the only one who hasn’t said anything

thewildthingsarenow: Yo this is legitimately the funniest shit I...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 09:33:45 +0200

thewildthingsarenow:

Yo this is legitimately the funniest shit I have seen today

fenrirlives: fenrirlives: Ridley, fool that he is, puts on Mario’s cap in an attempt to mock Samus...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 08:56:47 +0200

fenrirlives:

fenrirlives:

Ridley, fool that he is, puts on Mario’s cap in an attempt to mock Samus over the death of her comrade. Only to realize an instant too late that he has made a fatal error.

Mario’s spirit, fueled by determination to avenge his mechanical ally, and more importantly, see that his longtime friend makes it home safely, Captures Ridley; vandalizing the horrid Space Pirate’s face with a well groomed mustache, and taking control of his body

Even against the all consuming hatred of Samus’ rival, Mario and Cappy’s hold is strong. It is not so strong that his rage and mental fortitude can’t break their binding,

But it is strong enough

Strong enough to hold the beast in place, and charge a massive fireball in its maw.

Strong enough to allow a teary eyed Bounty Hunter a moment to activate her devastating Beam Cannon.

Strong enough to let her aim it at the volitile flames in Ridley’s mouth, and wish her friends a fond farewell.

“Mario…Cappy…Rock.. We Did it!”

girlfriendluvr: techtonicactivity: girlfriendluvr: apparently tom holland leaked that the title...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 08:49:41 +0200

girlfriendluvr:

techtonicactivity:

girlfriendluvr:

apparently tom holland leaked that the title for spiderman 2 is “spiderman: far from home”…. Fear

Spiderman 1: Homecoming
Spiderman 2: Far From Home
Spiderman 3: Homestuck

z-ephyrs: z-ephyrs: I have been waiting for the Gokushufudou manga my entire life. It’s everything...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 08:48:06 +0200

z-ephyrs:

z-ephyrs:

I have been waiting for the Gokushufudou manga my entire life. It’s everything I’ve ever wanted. A dangerous dude who probably did a lot of bad stuff drops everything from his previous life and turns over a new leaf to become a house husband who supports and admires and loves his wife??????? Who goes all the fuck out for her??? Amazing. Incredible. I love it. Please give me more.

Before vs After you meet your amazing, talented, beautiful wife.

briinya: nerdofnerds: thegestianpoet: DIE Audio: Griffin: Uh,...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 07:22:25 +0200

briinya:

nerdofnerds:

thegestianpoet:

DIE

Audio:

Griffin: Uh, this message is for Sunflower Station and it’s from…Sunflower Station. Who says, aw man, [deep breath] Hewwo? Hewwo, Mcewwoys?

I realized a while ago that these messages on their show cost 100 dollars. Someone payed 100 dollars to hear Griffin McElroy say hewwo and that person is so fucking valid

rrareearthh: fisnikjasharii: Naturally Erupted Elephant Rock in...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 07:19:58 +0200

rrareearthh:

fisnikjasharii:

Naturally Erupted Elephant Rock in Heimaey in Iceland

I’ve often seen pictures of the elephant’s head, and have been amazed by it every time. But I’d never seen the picture from above, showing the whole body/tail and trunk. It’s incredible from this angle, and am convinced it is a real ancient mega elephant turned to stone by a dark or benevolent force long forgotten.

AKA this fucks me up

#5yrsago App shows you the way to the illegally hidden public beaches of Malibu

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 06:58:59 +0200

fattyatomicmutant:

klinopinions:

mostlysignssomeportents:

Back in May, Mark wrote about a Kickstarter project to fund a mobile app that will help you locate the hidden entrances to Malibu’s public beaches, which the local rich and famous people have done everything they can to obscure (including putting up illegal fake signs that falsely declare passage to be trespassing).

The Kickstarter was fully funded and the app is out, and the public is finding its way to Malibu’s public beaches, which is great news – unless you’re one of those people who’s spent decades treating a public beach as your own private patch. Local residents are pissed:

https://boingboing.net/2013/06/24/app-shows-you-the-way-to-the-i.html

Fucking hell, rich people are just incensed at the idea of not being allowed to own something.

It’s even worse than that. These people are wealthy yes but just not wealthy enough to buy these parcels of beach. So they lie.

sallyyates: brainstatic: We could all use some good news...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 06:58:41 +0200

sallyyates:

brainstatic:

We could all use some good news today.

Lmao, good!

marxferatu:me and my mutuals

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 06:56:41 +0200

marxferatu:

me and my mutuals

moonlandingwasfaked:the dogs made the sign

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 13:27:21 +0200

moonlandingwasfaked:

the dogs made the sign

I'm at work and I'm about to cry. I don't want to cry, can you say something funny?

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 13:25:17 +0200

ONE TIME AT SCHOOL LET ME REMIND YOU I GO TO AN ALL GIRLS CATHOLIC HIGH SCHOOL SO THEY ALL WEAR SHOIRT ASS SKIRTS OKAY SO ONE TIME THIS GIRL LIKE TRIPPED AND HER SKIRT FLEW UP AND MY FRIEND WAS LIKE TIFFANH GO FUCKING HELP HER UP AND I WAS LIKE PARALYZED STARING AT HER ASS AND THEN MY FRIEND WAS LIKE FUCKING SHIT TIFFANY YOU USELESS LESBIAN AND SHE LITERALLY HIT ME WITH A BIBLE AND I HAVE NO REGRETS NONE